> " I have been on the internet long enough to remember when cyber was a verb, and what it meant when a stranger in an AOL chatroom asked if you want"

Great, this will be living in my head when I deal with our Cyber team.

With today's top-voted npm entry, it is kind of fitting and sad; especially, the first four items in his listing seem to indeed be rather misplaced.

Damn it wasn't until a few terms in that I realized this was satire. Before that I was thinking that it was reductive to the point of being outright incorrect.

Pretty damn funny.

Deeply cynical and reductionist—but not altogether wrong.

Very cynical dude.