Maybe if we start pushing coal again, we'll get some new Silent Hill games.

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal-seam_fire

See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire

See: https://www.historyandheadlines.com/may-27-1962-the-real-sil...

I don't see exactly how coal is "unreliable".

I've had more power outages with the switching to green energy production than I ever had whilst coal was king.

The 'coal is unreliable' narrative comes from the fact our power stations are 50 years old. Not that the resource or the method to extract energy out of it is unreliable.

Another whopper of an idea from the trump administration

Next up - lead back in petrol to lower IQs

Here's a non-smug, non-flamebait source:

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/04/climate/trump-coal-plants...

The Stanley Steamer runs very reliably on coal, wood or even paper ballots!